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Video Player
First off you can buy this lovely Sony video player/recorder thing I acquired, it's proper retro and will promote your
social status to King Cool if you own it. There's no wires and shit, but I'm sure you have some lurking round your house somewhere
so why not buy this classic piece of history today for... hmmm let's see... £5? (ono)
| Video Player / Recorder |
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| Wow Sam, how can you sell this for just £5? Incredible! |
| The Sony Label |
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| Oh look, a well known label, I must buy it! |
2004 Leigh Rugby Shirt
Not only is this a cool as fuck shirt which Leigh got promoted into the Super League with, but it's also signed by Alex
Murphy (rugby legend). Yeah, I met him on some stupid Prince's Trust course and because I own so much he gave me that shirt
and signed the cunt. Now I don't actually have a certificate to prove he did, but if you don't believe me just ask him, he'll
probably correct you with a headbutt for being so gay having not believed me in the first place. £50 (ono)
| Leigh Rugby Shirt |
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| Signed by Alex Murphy, I wish he was my dad... |
Mobile Phones
Have you ever been so amazed in your life? Look at these phones, perfect for emos who just crave to be different, why
not stand out from the crowd with these old skool phonez? There's a third one somewhere too, it's like tiny and grey, and
it's great, if I find it I'll put a picture up. Buy them here and I might give you my mobile number if I like you, unless
you're one of those emos I was talking about... £10 each (ono)
| Ultra Sexy Phones |
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| I bet you wish you were cool enough to hold one of these |
K Reg Ford Fiesta
That's right folks, I'm getting rid of this thing too, mainly because it's parking where my drums should be. If God drove
a car it would probably be this one, pearl white paintwork and everything in working order, how can you afford not to buy
this beast? This car got pretty close to Fred Dibnah once, I bet your car didn't, so buy this one because it's better... A
snatch at £200 (ono)
(Picture coming soon)
2GB Hard Drive
Want a better hard drive? Why not buy this one, it's super good for running really old games on, y'know, the classics.
Don't tell me you waste your time playing Counter Strike on the PC when you can play Monkey Island 1, you deserve a slap.
Get with the times and buy this at... £5 (ono)
| 2 Whole Gigabytes! |
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| Play the good games on this beast |
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